one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
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smiffyclyro asked: You're gorgeous :3 And The bat tattoo is insane <3 And your collarbones.. and omg. So much love. :)
Haha ty ^__^
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- Person: Anime is childish
- Person: Manga is stupid
- Person: K-pop is stupid
- Person: You can't even understand what they say
- Person: All the guys look gay and retarded
- Person: All the girls are sluts and bitches that got plastic surgery.
- Me:
- Person:
- Me:
- Police: So can you tell me what happened?
- Me: He ran into my knife.
- Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
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